After continuously ejaculating

For 47 ½ hours
The man finally realized
That he should have used a Trojan latex condom
Instead of an empty chip bag.
But it was too late.
And the chips were so yummy
In his tummy.

Ronald Pubic

Vomited
After sniffing the very hairs
That he discovered.

My albino friend fell

Into my cooking flour
And now
He’s my cookie friend.

It isn’t incest

If they’re dead.

Roses are red

Violets are blue
I’m going to fuck you in the ass until it bleeds.

Fat kids don’t want cake.

They want friends.

The worst part of Jesus’ crucifixion

Was getting that horrible smell out of my hands.