CHEAP
Prostitute—
Preferably NOT a
Vegetarian—
But only moments after getting her in the corn hole (i.e. anal-explosive sex)
Into bed
My scrotum was gashed and my testicles were wrenched out.
Laying in pain on the metal floor of my meth lab
With blood staining my mullet and mesh hat
I realized
She had a thorny vestibule.
I realized
She smelled distinctly of fertilizer.
I realized
She had coarse, green flesh
and healthy-looking leaves.
But I never once realized
I’d just had sex with my roommate’s Venus fly trap.
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