And got his voice mail.
He suspected that Jesus was ignoring his calls.
In frustration, Zeus destroyed Arkansas.
That made Jesus really angry.
Jesus bought a Desert Eagle
And shot Zeus in the head. But that meant he killed somebody
And violated a commandment.
The southern United States didn’t know how to react, so most of them sat around on their front porches chewing their thumbnails and concluding that Jesus must’ve been black.
Most of them exploded later on that night because God got frustrated with them.
Jesus got sent to hell by God, who was very pissed and confused and tormented by Erectile dysfunction.
Jesus had to clean toilets in hell
While watching Satan filch Zeus’ dead body.
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